I Blame The Chickens

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By Brainstormer

Are young athletes developing bigger and faster than ever before? It looks to me like they are. If so I blame the chickens. Well the hormones in the chickens really.

Big Feet Baby

Ian Thorpe's Feet

Michael Phelp's Feet

Big Feet

I met multi gold medal winning swimming star Ian Thorpe a little while back and he had massively large feet. Size 17 feet. No wonder he could swim his feet were almost twice the size of mine (size 9 1/2) and were the closest thing to fins I have seen on a man. The fact that he worked increadibly hard and spent his life in the pool training might have been a factor in his success, but I blame the chickens.

Hormones in Chickens

In the 1950s chicken farmers decided they wanted bigger, meatier, faster growing chickens. Science had the answer. Kind of like the atom bomb answer of the 40’s. Chickens were treated with very large amounts of oestrogen.

So are hormones still added to chicken to make them grow bigger?

No, absolutely not the industry says. It’s a persistent myth.

Hormones haven't been added to US chickens for over 40 years. Yet since the mid '60s, soon after the hormone ban came into effect, the size of your average shop-bought chook has gone from 1.1 kilograms to nearly 1.8 kilograms. What's going on there?

The main reason is essentially selective breeding, the use of the biggest and best chickens to grow the next generation of chickens. And they throw in a few antibiotics as well just to keep the chickens healthy.

Cause of Big Feet?

Medical scientists will tell us it might be just normal genetic variation. It might be a form of Gigantism or Acromegaly. Nothing about chickens there until you research a bit deeper and see that Gigantism is the name to a particular growth defect that occurs during childhood, from over-exposure to growth hormone and Acromegalyis a hormonal disorder involving excess growth hormone production by the pituitary gland. See it was the chickens.

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gwendymom 3 years ago

What ever the reason for big feet it's ok with me, You know what they say, the bigger the feet, the bigger the........shoe.

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Brainstormer Hub Author 3 years ago

Maybe that has been my problem all along. Still, I blame the chickens. :)

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 3 years ago

Good morning Brain,

Once I stopped growing, my feet were a size 10.  After I had my daughter, my feet grew to a size 11 :(

Now you have me wondering if perhaps I was eating chickens!

Too cute, the chicken videos cracked me up.  Gave me my first cackles of the day.

Off to make my eggs now.

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 3 years ago

Brain,

I too love your writing. You always put a smile on my face, and what I especially love is that you respond to your comments in a timely manner :)

your fan, Trish

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Brainstormer Hub Author 3 years ago

Trish laughing my head off here because I thought about waiting two weeks to respond to this but I couldn't do it. Then I noticed it had been a couple of days since you posted your comment and it cracked me up. I know you were genuine in your comment and I truley appreciated it. I do try to respond in a timely manner to comments. I figure that if people go to the trouble of posting a comment then it is the least I can do to respond. Besides it is only polite. Thanks as always, your fan too :)

P.S. I deliberately glossed over your chicken puns, eggs, cracked and cackles - you have gone too far :)

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 3 years ago

I love this, you have become my place to go to with my morning coffee. I am smiling from ear to ear here :)

Your wife is one lucky woman.

I've gone too far? say it isn't so! :)

your fan, Trish

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Brainstormer Hub Author 3 years ago

Trish - I am glad you are smiling and you probably need to come up with worse puns than those to have gone too far.

Brain

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trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 3 years ago

That's a deal! I hope my brain is up to it :)

your fan, Trish

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gwendymom 3 years ago

Brain, We miss you, come back!!!!!!

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Debby Bruck Level 7 Commenter 3 years ago

Fantastic theory about the big feet. I believe those great swimmers are really fish! Super Sesame Street video. Check out my Chicken Story: http://hubpages.com/_7ncpnxogpz16/hub/Haiku-Chicke

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Mr Nice Level 1 Commenter 3 years ago

Big n lovely sizes in clothes you can find every where but feet size 17 might have to be custom made. Is Ian Thorpe the big foot scientist & every one else is in search for long time. :)

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moonlake Level 7 Commenter 3 years ago

Enjoyed your hub. Congratulations on your 10,000 views.

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